Dean Winchester Is A Gay Virgin (Destiel)

Chapter 2: Chapter 1: Cas

Sorry for typos and errors, I'll fix them later :)

Castiel Krushnic is an optimist. He makes the best out of bad situations, and he always appreciates the finer things in life.

For example, Cas enjoys drinking fine wine, wearing fine fabrics, and staring woefully at the truly fine ass of Dean Winchester, sexy sex god extraordinaire who sat in front of him in his freshman year art history class.

Of course, back then, Cas had been too shy to speak to him. He had just immigrated to the States and was not yet fluent in English; he kept up well enough in classes and he could listen well, but he wasn't great with conversing at that point.

So every day, Cas made the best of his bad situation and his terrible art history class by daydreaming about becoming the boyfriend of WSU's new star pitcher.

After his first quarter, Cas didn't see much of Dean around school anymore. As far as he could tell, Dean wasn't in any social circles, he didn't hang out with friends, and he never updated his Facebook (publicly, as far as Cas could see). Dean Winchester was a total enigma to Castiel. Every now and again when he was bored in the springtime, Cas would go watch Dean's games, but even though his English had improved, he still couldn't imagine just walking up to Dean and saying, "Hi, I'm Castiel Krushnic and I think your ass is the stuff of poetry."

As Charlie puts it, Cas has it bad for Dean.

So when Castiel is standing by Charlie, Bella, Meg, and Ruby advertising the upcoming gay luau, Cas literally cannot help himself when he sees Dean approaching the cafeteria.

It's like he's lost all control of his body and higher mental faculties. He cuts in front of Dean. "We're having a luau!"

Dean starts, and looks at Cas, bewildered, as though he'd been in deep thought and Cas interrupted him.

Cas can feel Charlie's eyes boring holes into the back of his head, her razor sharp laser beams sending him telepathic thoughts of, "Did you SERIOUSLY just walk up to your TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL MANCRUSH AND INVITE HIM TO A GAY LUAU? What is WRONG with you?"

"Stuff it, Charlie," Cas telepathically replies back.

Dean takes the flyer from Cas's hand and reads it, then quickly hands it back. "Sorry, man, not my thing."

Cas ignores the sharp drop of disappointment he feels, and continues not being able to control himself as he follows Dean into the cafeteria, staring at his ass the whole time.

Cas has had a really bad day. He got into a fight with Dick—thankfully, sans fists this time—and he was late for class. He got a paper back to find he got a B on it, and he realized this morning that he hasn't heard from Anna in exactly a month.

So Castiel is pretty damn grumptastic when Dean immediately dismisses him.

Cas makes the best of bad situations though, so he finds his feet following Dean's, because what the hell does he have to lose?

Nothing. The answer to that question is sadly, tragically, heart-wrenchingly nothing.

"I'm Castiel," Cas tells him. "But everyone calls me Cas."

Dean walks faster. Cas keeps up because, really, fuck this. "Cool," Dean replies.

"I'm head of the LGBTQA Alliance," Cas says.

"Cool," Dean replies again.

When they turn the corner to enter the cafeteria, Cas gets the brilliant idea to ask, "What's your name?" in an attempt to hide his intense crush on this man whom he may or may not have been sort of stalking for the past two years.