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The Fight Of Our Lives

Author's Note: You just watched the episode- or didn't but you are still emotionally unstable- and you're losing all hope that any of your ships can get through the storm. You need something to save you, bring you back. You need OutlawQueen. So here it is. You stumble upon this newly published one-shot book, and here you have it... the first one-shot. It's time for some fluff. You will survive.

"I can't believe you did that!" Regina screamed at Robin as he dodged the pen she threw at his head.

"I'm sorry!" Robin said as he hid behind the couch, "I didn't know it would upset you so much!"

"You know I can't stand him!" Regina screamed as she threw her hands up in frustration. "He's a dirty pirate! And you think he might give good dating advice?! For all we know, our son might end up being a father before he's even 20!"

Somewhere in Storybrooke, Emma Swan's head shot up.

"Ok," Robin said, "I'm sorry I told Hook to give him The Talk, but if I had to do it, Roland would find some way to listen in, and then where would we be?"

"With two informed children." Regina replied.

"And what about Hope?" Robin asked pointing at their sleeping daughter in her crib.

"I'll give her The Talk."

"When will that be?" Robin questioned, cocking his eyebrow slightly.

"When she's 30... and I've lifted all the restraining order on all the boys in Storybrooke." Regina replied sternly, "Except for Hook," she shot another glare at Robin, "He will always have to stay away from my baby girl."

"Our baby girl," Robin interjected "And how do you plan on getting a judge to give you a restraining order in a town that doesn't exist?" Robin retorted.

"I'm still figuring it out!" Regina said slamming the kitchen door in frustration.

"Ok ok," Robin said calmly, "We need to calm down before this gets out of hand."

"Out of-OUT OF HAND?! THIS GOT OUT OF HAND WHEN YOU LET MY SON NEAR CAPTAIN GUYLINER!" Regina shouted as she walked back into the kitchen. She couldn't think clearly because of her anger.

"Why don't you get some rest?" Robin said trying to remain the sane one. "It's nearly 11, aren't you tired?"

Regina stifled her fifth yawn in the past half hour and stubbornly replied, "Nope, I'm not tired at all."

Robin sighed, "You can keep ranting in the morning."

"RANT?! I don't rant! In fact, I can give you a long, organized explanation on how I DO NOT rant!" Regina said as Robin picked her up in order to drag her into the bedroom so she can finally go to sleep.

Regina started hitting Robin until he put her down and she pointed at the couch, "You are sleeping there tonight." she said throwing a pillow at him.

"Really?" Robin asked, annoyed.

"Ok fine, you can sleep in the bed, but we're making a pillow wall."

"Seriously?"

"All right, no wall, but I get most of the blanket."

"You already get most of the blanket!"

"Just for that, no cuddling!"

"If it'll get you to go to sleep, then we won't cuddle for a week." Robin said, hiding his slight frown at the thought.

~❀~

They woke up cuddling.

As soon as Regina noticed, she shrugged him off. She was still tired though, and it was still an hour before the alarm was set to go off, so she went back to sleep, facing the opposite direction.