"SamBam, nooooooooooooo!!!!" J- Boy cried, falling to his knees as he watched SamBam leave.
"Also stfu." He added to Zozo, who still sounded like a strangled flamingo.
"Take her away!" He shouted, and put of nowhere, Zozo's friends, Ta-Tum, Grak, and Lucifer appeared, carrying her away.
"I swear I'm living in a movie sometimes," J-Boy sighed as his outfit suddenly changed.
He was in a tux, and SamBam was in a button up plaid shirt, cargo shorts, mismatched high socks, Nike shoes, and a floor length sweater.
J-Boy couldn't help but think about how much SamBam looked like Tyler Joseph in that moment, making him love him so much more.
"You look beautiful, SamBam," He said, standing on a stool that appeared out of nowhere so he was the same height, and placing his hand on his cheek.
Then, he hopped off of the stool, and got down on one knee. "SamBam, will you marry me?" He asked, holding out a Minecraft engagement ring.
"Hey, are you alright!?"
J-Boy was expecting SamBam, but was instead met by shocking green eyes. SamBam had brown eyes......
"What did you do with my fiance, dammit?!" J-Boy asked angrily, sitting up and grabbing the boy by his generic grey gym uniform and shaking him roughly.
"What? I- nothing! You got hit in the head with a basketball and I wanted to help."
"I will not be a damsel in distress to anyone but my SamBam, you hear me, you scrub?! Now, knock me back out and get SamBam in here to save me."
"Don't make me ask twice!" J-Boy said threateningly as the boy hesitated before chucking the basketball at his face.
"J-Boy, no!" Was the last thing J-Boy heard before blacking out.
