So you know just running out the door doing a superman pose AND I RUN INTO A FUCKING GLASS DOOR I NEVER SEEN!!!
The guys were fuckin laughing their heads off...i just eat skittles waiting for them to calm down.Then out of no where joe says he got it ontape which crackes em up evn more.. -_- ...
Sooo after that, me n soph got into my red mini that i love ... even though i love fast cars this mini is MY ULTIMATE FAV!!!!!But yeah n joe and luke got into Lukes Black mercedes (ewww) then we head off to meet ego people :) FUN!!! not....
We got to the destination and i look out the window..and what do i fucking see.The real fucking simon cowell my uncle.
"Hey uncle!!"
"Omg your a spy?!?Why didnt you tell me lex???"
"Because you would probs go ott bout it!"
"Ok fair point"he said "But why this mission dont you 'Hate fucking boybands who have to much of an ego??"he mocked
"Tell me bout it...its a mission so ive got do it."i pulled a sad face
"Awww come ere ive missed you!!"
I then got pulled into a bonecrushing hug..my arms just flopped by my side.
He then hugged and greeted soph then joe then luke.Then we walked into his muvafuckin mansion....Bloody hell just wants me to go to sleep doesnt he?OMFG IS THAT THE KITCHEN?!?!?!?????I BAGSIEEEEE!!
Then some blondie walked in on my privacy stuffing my face with food
"Who the fuck r u n what yo doin wiv MY FOOD???!!!!!!!!!"
Ohhhhh crap no lex dont burst lex dont do it dont do it
TOOOOO LATE!!!
LET THE WRATH BEGIN
"ITS NOT YOUR FUCKIN FOOD LET ME CHECK...NUP DOESNT HAVE UR FUCKING NAME ON IT BLONDIE...wow died blonde...stupid!! ITS MY FUCKING FOOD NOW DO YOU WANT ME TO EVEN PUT MY NAME ON IT!!!OKAY THEN!!!"
I then stuffed every peice of food in the kitchen in my mouth...Just then i noticed uncle simon,mates n random people watching me in shock...well not soph,joe,luke n simon...they have had waaaaaaaaay worse..wooops.
"Simon who is the fucking maniac???"
"Meet my neice , and her best mates soph,joe and luke.Joe and luke are new reqruites for the body gueard team.And soph n lex are makeup helpers for lou"simon expalined..God proffesional much???
"Her??She eat my food"blondie whined
"Ahahhah ah ah ah not ur fuckin food remeber!!"i reminded him
"Bye peasants goin to play cod on de xbox...cya...soph,luke joe wanna join?"
"Fuck yes" they replied
YOU ARE READING
Secret spy
AcciónThis book is going to be about a spy undercover protecting a world fampus band.....ONE DIRECTION!!!! This girl is only 13 but her undercover age is 16!Will this plan work to protect One Direction?Or will the mission fail? Enjoy!
