Daddy; a Keemstar fanfiction

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I was alone.

There was no point to life anymore, and i mean none.

This was the end.

As i shuffled my feet closer towards the edge of the rooftop of the skyscraper, I felt a blow of the crisp cold winter air. I inhaled what would be my last breath until i will be plummeted to the cement of the road.

I put one foot infront of the other, and right when i was about to jump, i felt a small tug at my white sweatshirt. I was scared half to death.

I turned around to see a man with a dollar store snapback on with a beard that made him look like a cross between a garden gnome and Lee Arenberg. He smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks, but all of this was beautiful.

He gave me a faint smile and said "whats wrong bud?" I loved the sound of his voice, it made my heart skip a beat.

"well, im a poor college student. on top of that, im single and lonely." His arms wraped around my waist and pulled me closer "how about i take you out on a date?"

My jaw dropped

Holy hell! I though, im way of this guys league! I quickly nodded and responded with, "i would like that. But first, must i ask, whats your name?" The man chuckled and said

"good. youre adorable and sweet. Heres my phone number. Oh, and my names Keemstar, Killer Keemstar. But you can call me daddy."