A: Kookie getting excited and going up to Yoongi being like "Hyung! I think I grew .2 inches!" And yoongi just tugs the front of his jeans to look in and goes "Naaah I don't think so"
"You're still pretty small, kiddo."
"Am not! I'm 12.7 centimetres!"
"Which is 5 inches, pretty small."
"Oh yeah? How big are you!"
"6.5. Beat that, Twinkie."
It's just a whole feud from then on
S: Kookie then just goes around asking the exact length of everyone else
A: Oh my goodness
S: I bet you he's made the others measure for exact proof
A: Yes yes
A: Then he gets to Namjoon and his self esteem crumbles onto the floor
S: Aww baby
A: I feel after his self esteem crumbles he just nods and looks down, then mopes to the couch and flops there face first
S: Honestly
A: And everyone tries telling him that 5 inches isn't that small
S: And he would keep disagreeing like "But Namjoon is 7! 7!!!"
A: Namjoon just slowly slides out of the room and mama Jin just "No no, baby, he's just an over achiever! You're a good, average size!"
S: Then Namjoon would start feeling bad after a while cause he made Kookie a little insecure about himself
A: Then when he finds Kookie alone on the couch next day he goes over and gives him little kisses everywhere and apologises, telling him that he's only 18 so he has some times to grow.
S: Awwww
A: What happens next
S: namjoon probably let's him top next time so he feels a little bit dominant
A: Aw that's cute
Then Jimin trying to tell Kookie that his muscles are bigger than the others to make him feel better
Jimin telling him that he's the cutest one in the group as well
"And you look amAZING when doing push-ups, like dayum! And everyone wants to kiss your adorable face that can be extremely attractive at the right time!"
