A: I just saw the funniest thing omf some girl almost deep throated a Popsicle and someone goes "oh my god!" And she replies "it's not that big!" Imagine one half of your otp being the Popsicle girl
S: Who else would be Popsicle girl
A: Kookie
S: Honestly
A: And Tae Tae
OMG JIMIN TOO
The maknae line are all the Popsicle girl
S: THREE OF THEM ALL AT ONCE AND YOONGI ASKS "WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS BIGGER" AND NAMJOON IS LIKE "GUILTY"
A: HOBI JUST KINDA LOOKS AT NAMJOON WITH WIDE EYES BECAUSE THEY HAVENT DONE IT YET AND GOES "shit"
S: AAAAAAAH YES
Namjoon has the biggest dick in the whole group and Kookoe has the smallest ok
A: That just means namjoon is the size of a black guy
S: Goodness
