My Dreams

Rainbows...

I was sitting on a giant mushroom talking to Mario. We were creating a plan to save the princess from evil snakes.

A unicorn covered in silver glitter interrupted our conversation asking if we had seen his rainbow. I told him to look behind him because there was a rainbow coming out of his ass.

He turned around and didn't see it, then he got really angry at me for lying to him. He started screaming and throwing up butterflies on me.

I looked at where Mario was sitting and he had vanished. I was getting weirded out because there was a random unicorn barfing butterflies on me. I got up and started to run away into the forest.

After a while of running I stopped to rest, I appeared to have lost the crazy unicorn guy. Suddenly the Narwhal (if you've never heard it search it on YouTube) song started playing from nowhere and I heard screaming. I looked up and the unicorn was flying at me barfing butterflies and the rainbow streaming out of his ass.

I started screaming and running away. I couldn't get away from the crazy unicorn. Suddenly the ground fell out from under me and I was in a dark cave. There were purple crystals everywhere except on the floor. Then I heard Mario tell me to follow him and I saw his shadow behind a corner.

I ran after him but I couldn't see him. I could only hear him say the same thing over and over, "A follow me ah, hurry!"

As I was running I fell again into another part of the cave, but there was no crystals anywhere. A spotlight turned on and showed an old well. Whispers filled the room as the temperature dropped. Some lady in a hospital gown crawled out of the well. She looked like the Grudge but had red eyes. She was screeching at me and I backed up to the wall as she creeped towards me on all fours. Black water started to leak from the walls and over flow from the well and quickly filled the room until I couldn't breath.

I held my breath for as long as I could, and a hand drug me down to the bottom of the room. It was that Grudge girl, and she tore my throat out.

Then I woke up.

I may have a few issues with this dream.. (⊙_⊙)