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Yay~ And this is credit to my frond here ->
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: waddup
You: ho
You: weenie face?
You: hello?
You: DICKDOODLE ARE YOU OKAY?
You: PENIFACE
You: 1800GOFACKURSELF!?
You: ARE YOU GOOD
You: ARE YOU DEAD?
You: ur dead
You: byw
You: bye
You: ho
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like art.
You: waddup
Stranger: nothing at all
You: welp
You: thats depressing
Stranger: it is
You: then again im the exact same
Stranger: hi5
Stranger: let weep together
You: in order to liven the conversation, i will say a string or words
You: DICKDOODLE
PENIFACE
AND 1800LIFEISPAINYou: FRIEND
:DDDDYou: r u dead
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you killed me
You: u good homie
You: Did we make you laugh?
Stranger: we?
Stranger: there's more of you?!
You: Yup fam
You: sadly
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like art.
You: Yo
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: Hi
You: Wazzup
Stranger: stop immediately
You: Uh, Ok?
Stranger: fight me
You: fight me
You: scrub
Stranger: hoe
You: poop.lord
Stranger: eat my entire ass
You: stanky af
Stranger: bitch
You: dogs cant type
You: wtf
Stranger: try me
You: i dont think your a toy a walmart
Stranger: youre not a dog. youre a cow
Stranger: i love walmart
You: though im sure your the same value :D
You: #die
Stranger: if im a cow then imma step on your neck asshole
You: #hashtag
Stranger: fuck off please
You: #hastagcowscanttypeeither
You: #youfuckinplebb
You: :D
Stranger: would you kindly go fuck yourself
You: not possible
Stranger: plebb?
You: yes plab
Stranger: try harder
Stranger: what is that
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like art.
You: supp
Stranger: hi
You: supper
Stranger: was it nice?
You: :D
You: what
Stranger: supper?
You: what u talkin bout
You: OH
Stranger: b:
You: I AM A POOR SOB AND CANT AFFORD IT
Stranger: U pay for a ceiling?
You: no
Stranger: :/
You: i blew it up
You: lots of drug
You: engrsh gud
Stranger: Thats too bad
You: yup
You: do you like
You: the bee movie
Stranger: I dont remember much of it anymore
You: let me refresh ur memory
You: FRIEND
(INSERT ENTIRE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT HERE)
And that's all! Once again, I was joined by my friend from Tumblr, TwoTimesTicked.v See ya!
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The Story of my Life
Short StoryLittle records of things that happen to me during school.