The Story of my Life

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THIS KID IS COOL

This is a conversation between Alexander (Mage of Space) and yourself, Potato.

Alexander (Mage of Space): Hello.

Potato: Hi

Alexander (Mage of Space): POTATO.

Potato: YEAH

Alexander (Mage of Space): *Dies.*

Potato: FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES MY POTATOENESS

Alexander (Mage of Space): *Ded.*

Potato: *uses potato powers*

Alexander (Mage of Space): *Still ded.*

Alexander (Mage of Space): *Dedder.*

Potato: That's nice

Alexander (Mage of Space): *Even dedderer.*

Potato: *Pokes* Aw..

Alexander (Mage of Space): *IS DEAD AND DECOMPOSING ON THE FLOOR.*

Potato: OMG I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO BAIIIIIII

Alexander (Mage of Space): *DEDDERERERER.*

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HAHAHAHAHAHA I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING

This is a conversation between Dean Winchester and yourself, Hetalia.

Hetalia: OMG

Hetalia: SPN IS AWESOME

Dean Winchester: "SPN?"

Hetalia: supernatural

Hetalia: kid do you not know what 'fandom' you're in?

Dean Winchester: "Oh my God not another one..." He groaned. "Listen. The books are fake. The show is fake everything is fake I'm just trying to find my damn brother and get the hell outta here!"

Dean Winchester: "CAS GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Hetalia: Ok bai!

Dean Winchester has left the conversation.

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THIS PERSON IS COOL

This is a conversation between Your roommate and yourself, Hetalia.

Hetalia: Hi

Your roommate: Ne me papa

Your roommate: He*

Hetalia: YEEEE

Hetalia: You know the show

Your roommate: It's my fandom

Your roommate: It's hell

Hetalia: YES

Hetalia: IT IS

Hetalia: THE SHOW IS LITERAL CANCER

Your roommate: IKR!!!

Your roommate: BUT WE LOVE IT ANYWAY

Hetalia: YEAH

Your roommate: CAUSE SHIIIIP!!!

Hetalia: Oh the homo

Your roommate: AND RAINBOW EVERYWHERE

Your roommate: true

Hetalia: We love the homo tho

Your roommate: Who not?

Your roommate: And the girls!

Your roommate: Sexy hot dayum!

Hetalia: Who's your favorite character?

Your roommate: France and germany

Your roommate: How about you?

Hetalia: England and Iceland

Your roommate: Aww the smoll tsundere baby

Hetalia: Right>

Your roommate: How long you in this hell?

Hetalia: four long years

Hetalia: of geographical knowledge

Your roommate: And history

Your roommate: I'm six

Your roommate: Damn this fandom

Hetalia: Right?

Hetalia: Damn it to HELL

Your roommate: All haill hima papa

Hetalia: Yas

Your roommate: Why we can't free from this hell?!

Your roommate: Damnit

Hetalia: Why don't we want to be free from this hell?

Your roommate: Because of the hot gay country of ship

Hetalia: Right

Hetalia: and then there's sealand

Your roommate: Lol. What's wrong with that lil guy?

Hetalia: No idea

Your roommate: Well I will be in this hell until my country become canon

Hetalia: Your country? what is it?

Your roommate: Indonesia

Hetalia: Oh wow!

Hetalia: That's cool

Your roommate: This hell new more Asian!!

Your roommate: And african

Hetalia: Yeah, I agree

Your roommate: We'll good talk there

Hetalia: Yup, you're cool

Your roommate: Shine bright like doitsu

Hetalia: Pastaaaaaa!

Your roommate: Hail hima papa!!

Your roommate has left the conversation.

I need a life XD