The Story of my Life

O.o I Have No Idea What To Call This...

"No, just no. No. You, no. I have... have a chair." I picked up a chair and held it above my head, my arms shaking.
"And I'm not afraid to use it." And with that I collasped. Two classmates, Kylie and RJ, laughed at me and another classmate, Megan, gasped.
"Not that chair!" She yelled as I flopped around on the floor.
"Help me? Please? Persons?" I asked. The chair was on top of me and it was getting a bit difficult to breath.
"Huu wah!" I yelled and flipped the chair off of me. "Some help you guys are." I commented once I was (finally!) free.
As the rest of my class filed in, I sat in my chair bored out of my MIND.
~TIMESKIP OF DOOM~
"Fuck health. Just go die." I mumbled under my breath and hopped over a chair before landing on my own.
"Blah blah blah finish test corrections blah blah." The teacher rambled until FINALLY starting the video. I looked over to my left and saw Malinda using a blue marker to color Lucas's hair. I stared blankly until she noticed me and asked, "What?" I shook my head, pulled out a purple marker, and began to color my hair experimentally.
"Wow it shows!" I whispered.
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Sorry about the shortness but the rest of the day was pretty uneventful.