"Roses are Red, Violets are blue.
God made us beautiful, What the hell happened to you?"
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better statement then that,"
"Does your ass ever get jealous, of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"
"Oh, you're spreading rumors about me? It's nice to see your getting a hobby besides spreading your legs.."
"Twinkle, Twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car, throw you off a tree so high, hope you break your neck and die.."
"Were you born on a highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen..."
