In a gay bar, in the depths of this writer's regrets, light yagami was being particularly homosexual with a detective that was at the bar for...research.
said research involved him getting fucked in the ass.
it was all fine and dandy, they went into a bathroom stall in the back of the club and light was fucking L's brains out bc that's hot in smut fics right???
L had originally been at this bar to confront light of being kira, so while his bum was being penetrated he was like "so, fam, are u kira or are u not about that life?"
light came at the sound of L moaning the name kira, bc light's honestly quite the hoe with quite the god complex. "no." he said, because he totally was not kira, just like he totally wasn't gay.
after fucking, they went back to the dance floor, where some shitty ass botf is playing (by request of some bitch named sydney what an emo) and L could feel cum slipping out of his ass !!!
not that anyone really cared because everyone was drunk as hell but !!! he cared!!! he was a prideful bastard so this was absolute tragedy to have cum sliding out his asshole.
light was grinding against him bc he is the god of faggotry and L was like "wait hoe!!" and that was when he felt tentacles slither around his torso.
ryuk was wearing a very troubling halloween costume. it involved tentacles like that snake chick from monsters inc
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that's right, something like that hoe
so the snakes were just groping L's cummy ass and we cant have that because light !!!
so light smacked the snakes away and spoke, "ryuk if ur gonna fuck my hoe u gotta fuck with me too."
((((( i am not writing a threesome between light, l and ryuk lolol sorry to dissapoint !!! )))))
after a tiring night at a gay bar, light went home with ryuk, and L returned to his HQ.
