Ellie N.: You're very, very annoying, even though you have good intentions. You do annoying things, imitate annoying voices, and make no sense at least 50% of the time. You're also kinda stupid. You don't understand a lot of things in class, and it gets really annoying. But you're nice.
Trump Jr.[not by initials]: We're great friends. That's why I know I can get away with calling you by your joke name, Trump Jr. You can be annoying. You also seem like you listen for people bitching about you, and then you tell me about it. You also go way too into detail for short stories when you tell me about stuff, and it gets annoying. But you're my best friend. You're cool.
Naomi P.: In the beginning of the year, when you and Kayla were friends, I disliked you. You seemed so shallow and annoying. And you aren't exactly the most academically advanced, so to say. You and Kayla bitched about me and Trump Jr., because Kayla hated Trump Jr., and in turn, hated me because I'm one of Trump Jr.'s best friends. Kayla told you that I was telling people you were cheating o Angel with Tyler, even though I knew fully well that you were dating Angel. So then you and Kayla were apparently talking about it, and this is when Trump Jr. and I first because friends. While you were talking about it, Angel heard you, then came over to mine and Trump Jr.'s table, and slammed it. He said something along the lines of "what are you telling people about me? What the fuck is your problem?" and since neither of us knew, we were confused. But I made a stupid move and said "fuck off" which made Angel pry more. Then you and Kayla came over and told him it was a rumor. Thanks for getting him to leave, I guess. Then we were in the same table for social studies, and I found out you were actually pretty nice. I guess it's just Kayla. But you're okay. Just don't date yet? You're in sixth grade, eleven or twelve, and you're dating. What the hell.
Tyler R.: How ironic that you're next. This whole group of people, you, Naomi, and Trump Jr. That's so ironic. Anyways, you're annoying. Sometimes you're funny, but you're also very annoying. Also, this is just a question, but why the fuck are you always late? I think you and I are tied for latenesses. We don't really talk, so I don't have much else to say. In fact, Ellie and Trump Jr. said that they didn't see you and I interact at all the whole school year. And this was when we were sitting together on the bus to Fort Totten. We didn't talk at all, haha.
June T.: You are basically annoying and mainstream. You're voice is also annoying. You're a tryhard. You try way too hard to be cool, and quite frankly, you're obnoxious. But you're friends with Trump Jr. and Ellie, and you're okay. So I hang out with you sometimes.
Isa T.: Well, we talked a little bit. But you have a bad attitude, you're over dramatic, you're rude, sensitive, and don't remember that you have people to talk to about your problems. You also try to take over groups in projects. You're nice sometimes though. But you're catty.
Oneida T.: You show off your grades so much for a person who always says she's a failure. You take advantage of me sometimes too. It's a friendship, not a dictatorship. You're bossy, and you're too competitive. I know you have good intentions, and you can do the world good if you tried, but try not to be so bothered by other people's opinion.
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