The Life of Jacob Black (a Stephanie Meyer story) being edited

bachelor partttyy part one

*JACOB'S POV

"Finally your home "I said to my bride kissing her down her neck seductively

"If this is how you react everytime I go out then maybe I should go out more"she said teasing me.

"ok pamp love times over"Emmet said interrupting our moment

Emmet's new nickname for me is pamp because it stood for puppy and vamp only God knows where he gets all these name from.

"why do you always have to interfer with my 'business' uncle Emmet"Nessi moaned

"Because Hoe-sali dosn't want to get down and dirty with him "I answered

Nessi laughed at my comment but Emmet just pouted and left.

"so where were we"I said

"you wern't anywhere Jake because I need you to come with me "Bella said interupted

"uuhhh damn vampire always have to ruin everything"I moaned

"lifes hard Jacob now lets go "Bella demanded

"God your so demanding now that your count.Dracula's wife"I said as I followed her out the door.

I walked out only to see Edward, seth , paul, Emmet , Jasper and Jared.

"what going on guys "I asked

"where here for your bachlor party"seth answered

"but thats not until tomorrow "I pointed out

"exactly we came a day earlier so we can have a guys night out "paul said

"wait Bella isn't coming is she"I said remembering that she is still standing next to me

"as much as I know you would love me to come Jake I'm not "she said

she then walked out the door she came in through.

I wondered what we were going to do at our guys night out I mean I haven't had one for a while now because I've been so busy with Nessi I hope its nothing inappropriate like going to a strippers club .

"Jake go get your stuff so we can go already because after the guys night out were going stright to Port Angles for your bachlor party "Emmet said.

I always wondered if there was ever an off button for Emmet because if there was I'm pretty sure I would have turned Emmet off years ago .

I snickered to myself Edward heard it and tried to read my mind but then growled when he found out I had my shield up im so glad that I observed bella's power cause I can now have my thoughts to myself

I walked up to my room and shoved a bunch of clothes into a bag.

"what are you doing "Alice said walking into my room

"sure Alice you can come in " I sarcastically said signalling the fact that she should give me some privacy.

"you can't take those clothes with you"she said

"And why not "I scoffed

"Because I already packed some clothes for you in the bag to your left"Alice explained

I walked over and picked up the bag pretending to be annoyed sometimes I was actually glad that Alice could see the future because she saved me the time of having to do it myself .

I walked out of the room and down the stairs I remembered I left my wallet in the living room so I went to get it and then Nessi ran up to me.

"Jake your not leaving me are you?" she asked looking at my bag full of clothes

"ofcourse not im just going out with the guys for a guys night out"I said

"then why do you need so many clothes "she asked

"tomorrow is the bachelor party so I wouldn't be coming home the guys and I would be going straight to the airport"I said

"oh .........well I feel stupid "she said

"well your not"I said leaning in to kiss her the kiss went on forever I felt like I was in heaven.

the kiss deepened as she bit my lip causing blood to flow out she licked my lips and I sucked on her lips.

"dude lets go there will be other girls at Port Angles" Emmet mocked

Nessi growled at his words I loved it when she got jealous because she looked so sexy when she did.

"don't worry Ness your the only girl I see "I said soothing her

"oh yeah what about her mom" Emmet said

"shut up Emmet "Edward said annoyed at what he said

"Jake lets go "paul said

I gave reneesme one last kiss before I headed out the door with the guys we got into my car and I began to drive when I realised something ............. I didn't know where we were going

"so guys where we going " I asked

"we not telling"seth informed me

"then how am I suppose to drive us there"I questioned

"we have it inputted to your gps so just follow where it says " Jasper explained

Just then the gps went off

"take the next left " it said roboticly

I obeyed and took the next left.

"RENEESME's POV"

Uuhh Jacob has only been gone for a few minutes and I already miss him I can't stand a few hours without him yet here I am and he is gone for three days.

"Nessi" aunt Alice screamed

"what aunt Alice" I said annoyed at the fact that she shouted I mean for crying out loud im a freaking half vampire.

"since the guys are having a night out I think we should too"she suggested

"well....... why not"I said

"good come do your make up I already have your mum done" she said

"wait how....... never mind"

for a second there I forgot Alice could see the future wait that means she probably has something big planed I just hope theres no strippers .

*AT THE CLUB FOR GIRLS NIGHT OUT*

"Well here we are "aunt Alice announced

"you must be the Cullen party right this way " a shirtless man said

" well its definitely nothing I expected it to be "I said

there were topless men everywhere and music blaring loud and I'm pretty sure my ears are permanently damaged now because vampires have strong hearing.

The man from before lead us to a private room , Alice must have planned a lot

"now ladies this is your room our workers will be with you soon"the man said

I looked around the room. It had love heart seats at every table and the colours varied from black , red and pink . There was a stage on top of most of the tables and a huge stage at the top of the room.

"please don't be strippers please don't be strippers " I whispered to myself

Just then a group of men showed up they smelt weird ..... They were vampires.

Why would a vampire be here I hope they aren't dangerous. It would kill Jacob if anything happened to me.

"well hello ladies " a red headed man with a freakled face said

"what do you want "my Mom said sencing danger

"we just came to complete our mission " the same redheaded guy said

"and who exactly sent you here" aunt Alice asked

"a certain someone name Naomi"