[Dangerou$] Hisoka X Male Oc

Friends

"Being in a relationship is meaningless when you can't feel a thing."
-Akazukin

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I walk up to a steel door hidden in an alley and knock five times, a small rectancular opening shifts to the left, "Password." A deep silkey voice says. "Velvet Blood." The steel door is opened up by a tall attractive man with black hair and red eyes staring back as though you had just met the devil himself, "I didn't know you would be doing door duty Sir." Closing the door he takes a few steps towards me, "I'm not." Tilting my head to the side giving him a confused look, "I only opened the door for you." Accepting the answer I thank him as I start to walk away, "Your friend is waiting at your VIP room." I nod and continue walking ignoring the girls who give failed attempts at flirting with me, some of them try to cling to me but I smoothly dodge them.

Reaching my VIP room I see my friend who appears to look more male than female...and is currently jugging as much beer as she could get, walking up to her I grab the beer and place it far from her reach, "Hey! Aka-kun! Mah mutha fucken Beer!" pulling her toward the couches I force her to sit down with me, she tries to get up again but I hold her down, "What do you want?"
She looked at me with the most serious face she could possibly muster,

"I want you to go on a fucking triple date with me." I'm not surprised, "I told you I don't need a relationship." She slams her hands on the table and cracks it slightly, "Your going on a date you lil shit!" Knowing she'll start to wreck everything, I had to give her a quick answer, "One triple date and thats it." She starts jumping up in exitement for this is the first time I was willing to go on a date, she use to force me to see women in and outside of the nightclub so I could go on double dates with her and her boyfriend, since I didn't like women sexually she figured out I was gay and toned it down, but tryed to force me into blind dates with guys, "Who am I going to see?" She tips her head slightly thinking, she snaps her fingers and speaks in an overly happy tone, "My creepy ass friend Hisoka!" I lazily flopped to the side of me, which I now lay on the couch, "Did you tell the others?" Shaking her head signaling she didn't, "Sigh, who's coming?" She starts thinking again which doesn't take her a while, "Me, Illumi, you, Hisoka, Aoi, and Chrollo." I nod and pick up the wine bottle that was in a bucket full of ice next to the couch, not picking up any of the wine glasses I pull the cork off and drink from the bottle, "HEY! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DRUNK!? THATS MY DAMN THING!" I finish chugging the wine and my vision start to become hazy, "This is going to be the worst time of my life thats why, also please drive me back to my apartment." Her eye brow twitches from her annoyance, "BAKA! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU WHERE ITS GOING TO BE AT!" My eyes become droopy and I slowly pass out.
"BAKA!!!"