DamiIrey Drabbles

Meeting

Damian was going to KILL his father. Leaving him here with a child! (She's only two years younger) He should be out there with the Justice League!... Not with Irey West.

He glared at the girl with pig tails. They were sitting in Wayne manor and she was annoying Titus. Damn girl.
"You're so cuuteee!"
She rubbed the large dog's head and he licked her in response.
"Would you leave my dog alone?!"
Damian snapped and she pouted at him.
"He doesn't seem to mind!"
"Well I do!"
She zoomed up, right into his face. He uncomfortably leaned away from the girl with a small blush on his face.
"Who're you again?"
"Idiot"
"Nice to meet you, Idiot. I'm Irey"
He sighs and face palms.
"No, you're an idiot. And I already know your name!"
"Do you know Lian? Or Jai or-"
"No! Why would I know children?!"
"Lian's fourteen. So she's older than you"
Damian grumbled and she giggled.
"Tt- you're so childish"
"Yeah.. Because I'm a kid.. Like you"

Damian grabbed her ponytail and yanked it. She pulled out of his grip and glared at him. Before he knew it he was pulled out of his chair and his head was slammed down against a table. Who knew this little eleven year old had such strength?! He was better though. He pulled out a smoke bomb from his utility belt and she coughed as he used her distraction as an advantage. She was then pinned down with her arms behind her back on the carpet.
"How's it taste to eat my dirt, West?"
He triumphantly asked. This only made her mad as she used her legs and wrapped them around Damian and pulled him down. Once they separated they ducked for cover. Damian behind the bar and Irey under the table.
"Eat whipped cream!"
Irey had two cans in her hands and fired them. Only half of the whipped cream made it onto the Robin's suit.
"You want to play dirty?!"
Damian threw eggs and she fired freshly made pies (via Alfred, who would have a heart attack when he gets home from his vacation.. If Bruce doesn't do it first!)

When Bruce and Wally West arrived they were surprised to not find the children in the living room.. And to see Titus hiding behind the sofa. They made their way into the kitchen and were shocked. Foods were every where. The kitchen looked like that of a food fight movie and when the two heroes found out their fathers were there they came out of hiding. Damian had a scowl and blush on his face and Irey was beaming.
"What happened in here?!"
"Father-"
Damian was beginning to explain when Irey cut him off.
"Chill, B. We were having fun. Laters Dami"
She walked over to her father, gave him a hug then sped off. Wally chuckled and gave a salut to Batman before zooming off after her. Damian was expecting his father to hit the roof but instead he sighed and looked tired. Pushing whip cream off one of the bar stools, he sat down and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
"I hoped this day would never come. Hope you'd be different. I did the same with Jason and Tim. Thankfully Jason never met a speedster and well Tim met Bart"
Damian raised an eyebrow, not understanding his father's concern.
"Damn Robins. Always becoming best friends with speedsters. It's the curse of the speedsters all over again!"

Damian didn't know what the hell he was talking about. He hated Iris... Yes, for some reason the stupid red head made him blush and feel weirdly in his stomach.. Maybe the curse of the speedsters is true..