DamiIrey Drabbles

Curse of the What Now?!

Damian was still curious about what Dick and Tim had to do with his father's annoyance of speedsters so who better to ask than then? Unfortunately, Dick was in Blüdhaven and Tim was here..

Damian wandered down the halls of Wayne manor until he arrived at Tim's room. He took a deep breath. This would tarnish his reputation. And knocked. He heard a voice call to come in and he did. Tim was sitting in casual clothes, on his bed with his laptop. He was surprised to see Damian of all people in his room. He put down his laptop and gave Damian his full attention.
"What is it, brat?"
"Don't flatter yourself, Drake. I wouldn't request your help if I was on my death bed. I merely have a simple question that requires your answer"
Tim nods,
"Ok"
"Yesterday, father was upset that I was.. Acquaintances with Iris West and said something about.. A speedster curse?"
Tim smirked. The brat wonder finally got himself a speedster.
"Oh.. Well you know how Dick and Wally were best friends?-Damian nods- well speedsters aren't exactly..serious heroes. They tend to enjoy having fun and getting into mischief. When Dick was Robin he would sometimes break Bruce's rules to have fun with Wally. I was the same with Bart. He's just saying you'll start to loosen up and have fun"
Damian folded his arms over his chest,
"That's preposterous. I would never join Iris in her silly games"
"You say that now.."
Tim still had a smirk on his face as he went back to his laptop.

That night Damian was in his room when a gust of wind blew his bed sheet of his bed and Irey West, in her Impulse costume stared up at him as he was in his pjs.
"Get up, lazy bones. Let's keep some villain's ass!"
Damian glared at her.
"Firstly, I can have you arrested for breaking and entering and second, no."
She pouted.
"Boo. You bore"
"Besides.. Even if I wanted to go.. I'm in my sleep wear"
She zoomed around him and suddenly he was in his Robin costume.
"You saw me naked!"
She shrugs,
"Only your boxers.. Nice Superman undies"
He glared and blushed.

And that's when Batman truly knew the speedster curse was happening.. Again. He got a call from Jim Gordon at five in the morning telling him he found Robin dangling from his grapple hook. When Batman untied him and got him in the car he asked him how the hell he was tied up by his own grappling hook and why he was out when it wasn't his turn to patrol and his only response was a glare and a mutter under his voice of,
"Speedsters"
That night, Damian would never tell anyone it was the funniest night he'd ever have.. Or that before Irey tied him up and zoomed off that she gave him a peak on the cheek. His first kiss from a girl.. Damn speedsters...