DamiIrey Drabbles

Irey's cheesyness

Robin and Batman were on patrol when Batman told Robin to stay put while he goes in first. While Batman disappeared, Robin folded his arms and grumbled about being a sidekick. A gust of wind passed and he felt something touch his shoulder and lean into him,
"Wow Boy Wonder, you're Robin my heart"
Then she was gone. Damian jumped into the air and blushed.
When Batman returned he was confused when Damian was running and shouting at him that he's borrowing the Batmobile to go to Keystone city.

Damian was hanging out with Collin and they were playing a harmless game of cards when Collin excused himself to go to the bathroom. Damian heard a scream and raced into the personal bathroom in his room to see Collin with a nose bleed on the floor and Irey sitting on the toilet beaming.
"She saw my boxers!"
Collin yelled and Irey giggled.
"I was just leaving.."
As she passed Damian, she leaned into him and whispered.
"Kryptonite may be Superman's weakness but you're mine"
She laughed and sped off.
"Iris!"

Dick and Damian were sitting watching TV when Alfred gave Damian a letter. Damian just stared at the letter.
"Why don't you open it?"
"It could be explosive"
"Don't be silly, little D"
Damian opens the envelope and pulls out a banana skin.
"What the hell is this?!"
Dick pulls a card from the envelope and  starts laughing.
"What's so funny?!"
"I find you appealing"

"can I borrow a kiss? I'll give you it back!"
Irey kissed Damian on the check and sped off. Damian has had enough of this! He has a plan..

Irey was sitting in class bored out of her mind when the teacher excused herself for a reason Irey couldn't be bothered to listen. Instead she continued to dream. She was snapped out of her day dream when Damian Wayne came into her class on a horse and wearing a Prince Charming costume.
"Damian?! What're you doing?!"
All eyes were on them.
"Do you have a bandaid?"
"N-no, why?"
"Because I hurt my knee falling for you"
Irey sunk deeper into her seat.
"Do you have a name? Or can I-"
"Stop! Ok, I get it! It's annoying and embarrassing. I'm sorry, Dami"
Damian has a triumphant smirk on his face as he guides his horse out the door, but before exiting he turns and throws over his shoulder.
"Can I call you mine?"
Everyone laughed and Irey glared evilly in his direction.
"Game on, Wayne."