GUYS THERE WAS THIS LOST LOOKING HERMIT CRAB SO I PICKED IT UP SO IT PINCHED ME AND I STARTED YELLING AND LAYED ON THE GROUND FOR A SECOND AND WHEN IT WOULDNT LET GO I RAN TO THE POOL AND TRIED TO WASH IT OFF BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK SO AT THAT POINT TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY DAD STARTS TAKING A VIDEO AND MY MOM STARTED SQUEEZING A LIME OVER IT BUT THAT DIDNT WORK
SO THEN I SAT IN THE GRASS AND YELLED AT IT AND ITS TRYING TO PULL THE FLESH OFF MY HAND SO MY DAD CAME
OVER AND PUT AN ICE CUBE ON MY HAND
AND THIS FUCKIN ASSBAG JUST CURLS UP IN ITS SHELL STILL HOLDING ON AND THEN IT FINALLY FELL OFF
OH MY G OD
