It's Gotta Be True

Birthday game

LETS START WITH GAMES

WHICH MONTH WERE YOU BORN?

January:      Born the funniest

February:     Born the craziest

March:         Born the cutest

April:           Born the sweetest

May:            Born the kindest

June:           Born the most serious

July:            Born the most beautiful

August:        Born the sexiest

September:   Born the most romantic

October:      Born the perfectionists

November:   Born the  nicest

December:     Born the perfect lovers

Yay! I was born January so I am funny:P. Which one is your month comment

                                     TEXTING

Sis: Hey brat

Didy: Hey bitch

Sis:  Colourful language for an 11 year old. Mom will LOVE this

Didy: Mom will also love how you snuk out last night coz your boyfriend wanted it "HARD"

Sis: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Didy: Next time don't leave your phone at home...

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GF: Hey, its over

BF: WTF??! Why?! After everything I did for you, this is how you do me you ungrateful jackass.

Its okk thats why I slept with 3 of your bestfriends you prick ass

GF: ... I was talking about the movie

BF: oh... how was it

GF: Fuck you bitch!

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GF: Hey babe I have a present for you:)

BF Really? What is it?!

GF: You'll see it in 9 months

BF: Aww you orded it overseas

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                                        FACTS!!

A lot of people cry while chopping onions, the trick is... not to get emotionally attached.

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Women just call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

When they find out they find out they call me ugly and poor

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SCHOOL= Seven Crapy Hours Of Our Life

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Ten Facts About You

1. You're reading this right now

2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact

4. You didnt notice I skipped three

5. You're checking now

6. You're smilling

7. You're reading this even though its stupid

9. You didnt realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smilling at how you fell for it again.

11. You're enjoying this

12. You didnt realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

                                JOKE

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember. The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies.:>

1. Who is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

3. I love you too.

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time.

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die..

11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of me.

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One more thing,

Are you single?

Are you taken?

Or are you hungry?

I'm hungry. Lol (no lie).

Comment tell me tell me tell me!!! :D

What do you love? I love:

Summer

Music

Food

Friday

and You guys ♥.