* TEXTING*
Son: FUCK YOU!! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU WHORE!!
Mom: Umm... this is your mom. home now!
Son: Sorry mom, that was meant for Emma
Mom: Why would you break up with Emma? She's the first girl to see you naked and not puke.:)
Son: Fuck you too mom
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