It's Gotta Be True

Haha

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee

on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the

green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence

into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the

roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain

spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps

up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down,

grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog

croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at

Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or

are you just gonna fuck around?"