Awesome warriors truth or dare

Episode 2

Lionblaze: Welcome back to Warriors truth or dare!

Bramblestar: Boss has decided to give two cats dares! No truths!

Onestar: Our first victim is Graystripe!
He is dared to eat 500 tacos. And..... Diallo's poop???!

Boss: Sorry, inside joke.

Onestar: Oh. Okay.

Graystripe: *Appears* Hello. What am I doing here, in my underwear?!

Lionblaze: Nevermind that! You have 500 tacos and some twoleg named Diallo's poop to eat!

Graystripe: Wait, what?!?!?!?!

All three: *Stuff tacos in his mouth and when he's done chewing, THE POO!!!*

Graystripe: *Barfs* Eugh Bramblestar Lionblaze how could you?!?! Bramblestar I'm joining Riverclan!!!

Bramblestar: You would rather eat fish?

Graystripe: It obviously tastes better than Diallo's poop!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: It can't be that bad.

Graystripe:*Steam coming out of his ears* Have you TRIED IT!?!?!?!?

Lionblaze: Ummmmm nope.

Graystripe: Goodbye!!!!!!!! *Slams imaginary door behind him*

Onestar: Ok! Next guest.

*Brightheart appears out of nowhere

Brightheart: Am I in Starclan?

Bramblestar: No. You're on warriors truth or dare. Your dare is to laugh evilly in front of Firestar.

Brightheart: Pffffft. Easy. Your Boss comes up with the lamest dares.

Boss: You're dead kitty, dead.

* Brightheart teleports to camp

Brightheart: MUUWAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Firestar: *Gasps* Brightheart! I made it a rule to the warrior code that there is no evil laughing in camp!

Brightheart: Aah, dang it.

Firestar: You are now exiled from ThunderClan. Oh, but first, go get me a pancake.

Brightheart: Gaaaaaaaah

Lionblaze: I'm so glad we set up video cameras everywhere!

Onestar: There are no more lives to ruin in this episode.

Bramblestar: OH! Almost forgot! Sorreltail had kits with Tigerstar. There are 3, they are named Deerkit, Poolkit and Willowkit.

Lionblaze: All of their faces smell like bum. Like Tigerstar. Anyways, thanks for watching this episode of Warriors truth or dare!

All three: BYE!!!