Bramblestar: Helloooooooooo there everybody! Today we have a lot of stuff to get to, so let's get to it!
Lionblaze: Onestar, how did Squirrelflight do in Windclan?
Onestar: Uhhhhh....... She did ok, I guess....
Video footage: *cats screaming*
OMSC its Catzilla!!!!!!
Girly scream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Pinepaw: Hahahahahahah! Onestar who was that!!!!!!!!
Onestar: Um... Me...
Video footage: MWUAAAHAHAHA I WILL EAT ALL YOUR SQUIRRELS BECAUSE I AM CATZILLA AND I EAT ALL YOUR SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!
Pinepaw: Hey what's Whitestorm doing there?
Onestar: Delivering an order of 3,382,387,637,153 squirrels.
Video Whitestorm: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! CATZILLA IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hosts: BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bramblestar: I've never seen anything so hilarious!!!
Lionblaze: Lol me neither!
Pinepaw: That's all of the footage we have, but now we have to see what happened to Crowfeather, Leafpool and Nightloud!
*all three fall from sky
Crowfeather: I feel like I'm gonna die.
Leafpool and Nightcloud: Serves you right!!!!!
Onestar: Well, I'd say Nightcloud looks the best. She wins.... A date with Crowfeather!!!
Nightcloud: Uhhhhhhhh no thanks. I would have but..... He looks too ugly. I beat him up too much.
Leafpool: That means I get him!!! Score! *drags Crowfeather to nearest restaurant
Nightcloud: That's all for today! See ya!
Lionblaze: HEY!!!!! THAT WAS MY LINE!!!!!!!
Other hosts: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lionblaze beating up Nightcloud in background
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