Awesome warriors truth or dare

Episode 9

Pinepaw: Hel-lo everyone, welcome back to another episode of warriors truth or dare!

Onestar: If you can't already tell, Pinepaw is super duper excited because...

Pinepaw: I get my warrior name in ten episodes! That means all of our viewers can make suggestions for what my name can be!!!!!!!!!!! *girly scream

Bramblestar: Sooooooooo anyways, we have some lives to ruin!

Lionblaze: Our first dare is for Redspot of Fluffyclan! He has to stuff a thousand fish in his mouth!

Onestar: What?! But... I thought he had to stuff a thousand ACORNS in his mouth!

Lionblaze: Oh... Uhhhh... Well, I guess since we don't know what we have to stuff in his mouth, we'll just have to stuff both in his mouth!

*Redspot appears on stage

Redspot: Woah! Where the heck am I!?!?

Pinepaw: *stuffs 1000 fish and 1000 acorns in Redspot's gaping mouth

Redspot: *looks up at sky and everything shoots out like a bullet

Bramblestar: HEEEEELP!!!! It's raining fish and acorns! *acorn bonks him on head and he passes out

*Meanwhile, in Riverclan

Riverclan: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY FREE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*all fish flop back into river

Riverclan:Awwwwwwwww.

Crookedstar: Ok everybody. Get back to selling pizza.

Pinepaw: Wooooh. My face hurts.

Onestar: You do realize you have acorns in your eyes, right?

Pinepaw: Oh. *takes them out* Ok! Redspot has done the dare, so he can go home.

Redspot: *disappears

Lionblaze: We have a truth for Bluestar.

*appears

Bluestar: Cool! I'm on tv! Hi mom!

Bramblestar: Is it true that when you were a kit, you were squashed by a squirrel?

Bluestar: Yes. Actually, I was squashed by a lot of animals. Hedgehog, turtle, fox, lizard, rabbit, Firestar, mouse, fly-

Pinepaw: Wait, how did you get squashed by a FLY?!

Bluestar: LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story bro. But before I go......

Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears

Lionblaze: Waaah! Pinepaw! You're blue!!!!!

Pinepaw: You are too!

Hosts: We're all blue!!!!! *sees note

Pinepaw: *picks up note* It says "Hav fun beeing blooe. This stuf reely stiks."

Bramblestar: *looks at label on paint

Label: "This stuf reely stiks."

Hosts: BLUESTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!