Awesome warriors truth or dare

Episode 5

Bramblestar: Hey everyone! We're back with another episode of warriors truth or dare! As you can see, all three hosts are here today, along with another guest judge.

Lionblaze: This is Pinepaw. He is our new intern.

*Brown and white tom steps forward

Pinepaw: I'm Dappleberry's apprentice! But she failed the audition. I'm the best! I'm the best!

Lionblaze: Pinepaw, you and Dappleberry were the only ones who auditioned.

Pinepaw: Well, I'm still better than Dappleberry! Wait, if I'm better than my mentor, does that mean I should become a warrior right now?

Lionblaze: No.

Bramblestar: Today's first guest is Hazeltail. Boss has chosen a truth for her.

*Hazeltail appears in front of the screen

Hazeltail: Where in the world am I?

Onestar: You're on warriors truth or dare! Boss has given you a truth.

Bramblestar: Which cat would you rather kill, Berrynose or Firestar. The tom that you choose, you must kill.

Hazeltail: Gasp! I would never kill either of them!

Onestar: IT'S THAT OR FACE THE DOGS!!!!

Hazeltail: I'll take the dogs!

*trapdoor opens beneath her

*10 minutes later

Lionblaze: Is she dead?

Bramblestar: Yup.

Lionblaze: Great! Our next victim is Scourge.

*Appears on stage

Scourge: Where am I? *sees clan cats* MUST KILL

Onestar: Guards! Hold him down!

* Two big toms in security guard suits pin him down

Pinepaw: Your truth is, if something were to go extinct, would you rather it be cotton candy, or rainbows?

Scourge: Noooooo! Not my rainbows! And cotton candy! My favorite food!

Pinepaw: Answer! Or end up like her!

*Hazeltail's spirit teleports down from Starclan

Hazeltail: I died!!!! And you guys are bums! *looks at the 4 hosts

Lionblaze: Don't look at us! They're Boss's dares!

Scourge: Uuggggghhh then I guess I have to choose. It would have to be... Rainbows.

Pinepaw: Ok then, good answer. But that's all for today. Bye.

Pinepaw: By the way, has anyone seen my pet rabbit?

Lionblaze, Onestar, and Bramblestar:
Your pet RABBIT?!?!?!

Pinepaw: Yeah, Mr. Fluffybottoms is my pet rabbit. He's so cute. He's black and white. Have you seen him?

Other 3: Yeah.......... 0.0

Pinepaw: Great! Where is he?

Onestar: Well, see, he was standing near the fresh kill pile, and well, um, I guess we kind of, had him for our lunch break...

Pinepaw: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

Other 3: Hehe, sorry......

Pinepaw: YOU SON OF A DOG!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS ARE NEANDERTHALS!!!
* tries to attack them

Lionblaze: Security!!!!!! Help!

Guards: Sorry, it's not on our contract to hold down the cast. You guys are on your own.

Pinepaw: *beats everyone up* YEAH!!! Stick that in your doughnut and eat it Onestar!!!

Onestar: *at the brink of crying* At least he knows I like doughnuts