Multi-Fandom One-shots (Requests OPEN)

Lollipop (Hidan/Kakuzu)

Hidan strolled through the Akatsuki's base, bored out of his mind and wondering what he should do. They'd temporarily moved from the base to a small encampment for renovations, and most of them were incontent to say the least. Including Kakuzu, the big grump he is. He never even smiled. Not once! Hidan groaned, suddenly in the same mood Kakuzu was in when it rained. Stupid Kakuzu.
Hidan shook it off, heading to his shared place with Kakuzu (Pein's idea), he wanted some juice.

......

"Oh fuck me!" He exclaimed, slamming the fridge shut. Kakuzu claimed to hate 'the sickening sweet taste' of juice but somehow they ALWAYS ran out of juice, despite Hidan never having a single cup.
"I can oblige." Kakuzu said, popping up near the counter suddenly. Hidan turned, flipping him off.
"It was not an invitation, fuck off." He snapped angrily, turnig back to stalk to his room, only to slam the door and shout profanities through it like a child.

......

The next time Hidan saw Kakuzu he was counting his money, and entering it into the computer. It was a typical Kakuzu thing to do, even if he'd already counted it a hundred times that day (which he had, Hidan had counted). Hidan reluctantly sat down across from him, glancing around the mess hall. Everyone was here (except Pein and his 'angel', they were never around), all talking casually or at least relaxing (of course Itachi doesn't talk much). Hidan grumbled a greeting as he peeled the lollipop that Deidara had given him. Not that he trusted that blonde haired bastard, he's always playing tricks, but he'd promised that Hidan would like it. When he looked up, he realized Kakuzu was staring at him.
"What the fuck do you want?" Hidan snapped, lollipop back in his hand. "Deidara gave it to me ok? I'm gonna eat it, so fuck off." Kakuzu glared, but, as usual, didn't say anything a he returned to his calculations.

.....

Hidan began to get annoyed again around the 6th time he caught Kakuzu staring. What did he want? Hidan was tempted to just snap at him, but he was content with sucking on his lollipop, as it was quite good. It wasn't even 10 minutes later that Kakuzu abruptly stood. Hidan didn't care much if he was leaving, but Kakuzu grabbed his wrist to pull him along with the nin with 5 hearts.
"Hey what the fuck!? Lemme go!" Hidan snapped, tugging as he was forced to follow Kakuzu back to the cabin.
"Sit." Kakuzu said calmly, pushing Hidan inside as he closed the door.
"I will not fucking sit. The hell was that all about? What is wrong with you?" Hidan was basically a child. He knew it, and he didn't give a fuck.
"You're wrong with me!" Hidan had to hold in his laugh.
"That makes no fucking sense." Hidan continued to snicker, but was cut off as the wind was knocked out of him, his back suddenly against the wall. Hidan wheezed, leanin back to look up at Kakuzu. "Jashin Kakuzu what the fuck has gotten into you?"
"I'll repeat this one more time. Your stuck. In my head." Kakuzu gowled, leaning forward to place his forehead against Hidan's. Hidan stood stlak still for a moment.
"Stuck...." He trailed off, speechless. Kakuzu took that as a chance to pull his mask down, and place his lips against Hidan's.

To be honest, Hidan had pictured this a lot. Wondered what it would be like. Wondered what other things would be like...But the kiss was something he didn't expect. The first time that him and Kakuzu kisse, he'd assumed it would be raw passion. But this? This was lust, flowing through both of them, and making Hidan's knees week. Hidan didn't have to worry about falling, Kakuzu scooped him up, walking towards his room.
"Where are we going?" Hidan asked, too start struck to be pissed.
"Bedroom." Kakuzu muttered, leaning down to kiss him again as he lowered him onto the bed. Hidan grinned, leaning up so he could shrug off his Akatsuki cloak, Kakuzu following his lead as they disrobed each other. First with their eyes, then greedy hands and shaking fingers. Hidan pulled Kakuzu down to kiss him, tongue demanding entry as he deepened the kiss, pulling Kakuzu closer to the bed so that they could undo each other's pants. For a moment eveything froze, Kakuzu and Hidan staring into each other's eyes, each wondering what the other wanted but not quite caring, nothing but their harsh breathing to be heard.
"You going to take me up on my earlier statement or...?" Hidan said with a wide grin, and then they were moving again. Their bodies a dance, sometimes slow and passionate, other times fast paced and greedy.

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Hidan was the first to emerge from the room, wearing his under pants and Akatsuki cloak. *That sneaky bastard Deidara. I can't believe his plan worked* Hidan thought with a chuckle.

(Pairing requestion by Kivakuru)