Chapter 2: The Clown

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You jumped, turning to face the man. "AH FUCK!!" You shouted slapping the man, because...

you know..

Reflex...
You could barley see, but you remembered some of the placing of objects in the room that you shared with your two younger siblings:
You quickly jumped off your bed, only to forget that your bed is a foot off the fucking ground. So you happily face planted into the pink shag carpeting, but you couldn't cry about how bad your face was in pain right now.

You had to turn on that light!
Then as you rushed to turn on the light you stumped your (skin color) toes right into (sis name) (color) wooden Victorian dollhouse.
The pain was unbearable!!
Thank goodness (caregiver) was asleep! "AW SHIT!! OW! FUCKING DOLLHOUSE!!" You yelled in pain as you kicked the dollhouse again, not smart (name). You groaned in pain as you fell over rubbing your foot, hearing the man laugh like a guy in the mad house.

"Oh my god kid! Haha! That was hilarious!! Haha" he laughed holding his stomach, you cried in pain as you leaned on the (color) dollhouse.
Now you turned and finally got a good look at the man. He had pale white skin, bright light blue eyes, black messy hair, black and white striped cone nose, sharp white teeth, and he dressed like a mono chromed clown.
You couldn't move, you couldn't believe that Laughing Jack from creepy pasta is fucking real and is standing not less than 3 feet from you. Yes you were a fan of the clown and found him fun and humorous, but this kind of different when A CILLER KLOWN IS STANDING A FUCKING FOOT AWAY FROM YOU!!
Okay don't panic (name), stay calm just remember your anime training!

The clown walked closer to you, "hey haha did you hear me?" He spoke as he was a good foot away from me now.

Okay, if he gets any closer let him have it!

He was about to take another step right when you knees him as hard as you could in the crotch. Like a tree the mono chromed clown went down. He yelled in a sharp agonizing pain, you shockingly could not hold your laughter because it's not every day you get to kick a clown, let alone Laughing Jack in the crotch!

Sadly, your laughing fit did not last long because you felt an settling glare on you. You quickly stopped laughing, holding your stomach, you slowly looked up to the not so happy mono chromed clown.
Damn it (name)! Move! Run! Stop standing there and fucking move!

Your mind yelled at you as you just stood there, staring the clown in the face, fearing that he could gut you like a fish. Since (sis name) and (bro name) weren't home, but at a sleepover, THANK THE GODD! Otherwise you would have a crying 3 year old and a drama queen 11 year old on your hands, to keep alive.

But your attention was brought back to your (color) glasses that were falling off your face, you fixed for thick (color) geeky glasses as you looked up at the clown. He's attention was on your Japanese poster of him. It was very gory like so gory that if (caregiver) had seen it, they would ground you with in a second from anything from the outside world till you could move out.

"Haha this is some drawing of me!" Jack spoke smiling at the poster.
The poster was of LJ leaning on a Mary go round bloodily unicorn, the sky was red like fire,. While the background where the mirror would be hung the dead body of a small child. The child was cut open like a frog in a science lab, a fresh river of blood poured from the child's mouth showing the half cut off tongue. Then for the eyes, they were gone all but one that hanged out of the eye socket. But as for the organs, now those were spread out like streams at a party! While LJ held in his bloodily hand suckers and other sweets, and in his other he held a sucker close to his mouth as he smiled showing off his pearl white teeth.

Now that was your best work of the mono chromed clown EVER!
It was really good that you had your best friend, Nick, (look reader-chan I'm your best friend! You also stole my glasses...) had taken the artwork to get laminated.
"You like my work?" You said as you grabbed your (long item) from under your bed, while the clown had his back to you. You walked over to him, Jack being a good 2 feet taller than you do you had to look up at him.

"Yes, I do it has haha a lot of fun things about it..." He said, looking down at you. You quickly put your (long item) to his chest as a threat.
"Well, I'm
Sorry Jack, but I don't want to play that 'game' with you" you said glaring up at him, he let out a laugh. "Why not? Haha that's my favorite game!!" You tried to be brave, but it failed and made the clown laugh again. "Well I hate that game so get back in your box before I-" and just like that he vanished in a puss of black smoke.

You walked over to the box, putting your (long item) at the foot of your bed and closed the box, latching it back shut.

You sat the box on your (color) (favorite food) smelling dresser before you turned and fall on to your bed, hitting a light switch that was next to your bed you had forgotten about.

And soon you had fallen fast asleep, dreaming about chasing (favorite food) and fighting a (color) (cake flavor) cupcake dragon named Sir Sprinkled the 4th.
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By morning, you had woken up to the lovely sound of (caregiver) screaming...... Wait a minute..(CARGIVER) SCREAMING?!


Hey it's Nick so just tell me how you liked this long chapter and stuff, but also sorry if this took a long time I was busy the last few days. I hope this long chap makes up for it... But I wonder what your (caregiver) was screaming about reader-chan... Well you'll find out soon...

~~NICK

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