1. If towels could tell jokes, I'd think they'd have a dry sense of humor.
2. If a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
4. People don't carrot all these days.
5. I'm so PUNny
6. You should PUNish me for these.
True: that's so true
Aphmau you did this to me!!!!
