dantheman: it's been 3 years and I still cry over MCR
philpickle: ur such an emo im gonna drink bleach
dantheman:
philpickle:
philpickle: WAIT DID U JUST USE A MEME
philpickle: THROW ME IN A FIRE AND CHOKE ME WITH TYLER JOSEPH'S YELLOW BLAZER FROM THE HEATHENS MUSIC VIDEO I CANNOT BELIEVE
dantheman: i got it off google images
philpickle:
dantheman: who even
philpickle: it's me beating jason's ass
dantheman: I
dantheman: wait look at this selfie I took
dantheman:
philpickle:
philpickle:
dantheman: chill
philpickle: I love memes
dantheman: I love you
philpickle:
dantheman: isn't that audrat
philpickle: yes I love her books bye
dantheman: lol we should get a white and black bracelet bc of her trilogy
philpickle: but remember in the last chapter
dantheman: STOP OMG
philpickle: yoikes
dantheman: hey what do u call an egg that speaks Spanish
philpickle: hm
dantheman: eggspañol
philpickle: why am I so crazy about you
dantheman: bc I'm Dan
philpickle: true; I love you too
dantheman: xD
philpickle: nvm you're disgusting get away from me
philpickle: blockedt
dantheman: I'll send u nudes if you stay
philpickle: hello yes u called
dantheman: hi yes is this Phil Lester
philpickle: no this is Patrick
dantheman: bye
philpickle: is that the sound of mcr reuniting
dantheman: is that the sound of my soul being shattered bit by bit and burned alive
philpickle: chill x2
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Hayran Kurgu*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.