Possesed

The Regular Show Steins Version

I sit down in class, waiting for professor Stein to come in. I hope we don't do another dissection! I know I might sound a bit like a girl when a day this but I tend to throw up in my mouth a little in Professor Steins dissections, mainly because you can see all the blood oozing, and all the asymmetrical organs exploding with green slime coming out and the animal is screeching and-

Oh sorry.

Was that too graphic?

Probably was.

But still, it's horrible. And that's all we've been doing for the past week. I see Crona sitting unsteadily with Ragnarok abusing her. I don't get why Ragnarok is like that. If I was like that Liz and Patti would've ran away by now. But then again, you can't run away from something that lives on your spine.

"Ragnarooookkk Stop that!" Crona whined. I went towards Crona and her abusing weapon to stop all that nonsense before Ragnarok got a book through his head...I guess we all saw it coming "T-t-thanks M-Maka...." Crona said unsteadily. "Its ok!" Maka smiles. Black*Star stares at a spoon pressing his hands against the side of his large head, "Um...whatchya doin?" Soul asks confused "Using the power of the force." Black*Star replies, "Um ok...well you go to that." The white haired boy says as he sits back down.

I was trying to solve an asymmetrical rubrics' cube. I twist and turn it trying to get the last blue square on the side of the cube...eventually I threw it the ground, crossed my arms and waited for class to begin.

Eventually after 2 minutes - which actually felt like 2 hours, Professor Stein eventually rolled in with his wheeled chair, "Good Morning Class."

I lift my head up a bit wondering if we were going to do another dissection. "Today we are going to do a dissection on the rare blue Jay! Which there are only 300 left."

"WELL THEN WHY ARE WE DISSECTING IT?!" Maka Protested, "Not agaiinnn..." I whined slamming my head on the table. "And isn't dissection all we have been doing this week?" Tsubaki asked sweetly, "Either we can dissect or we can solve this equation that Miss Marie set out for us."

He said flipping the chalk board over revealing dashes, numbers, letters, weird symbols, zig zags and....a potato? "You know what?" Soul said "Dissecting has become my favourite subject!"

Everyone else agreed, "Great! After this we will be dissecting a raccoon!"

And then a passed out.

*After School*

"Yeah and it turns out you passed out asymmetrically." Black*Star teased, "But it makes me sick, all the organs and screeching and blood and...eurg!" I say fake vomiting, "Yet you can watch a crazy ass movie like Silent Hill?" Soul asked "Hey! But that's not real...right...." I ask nervously, "Sure! But apparently the video game is based on true events a murders..." Black*star smirked as I began to tremble a bit. "Oh will you stop teasing him!" Maka shouted getting up a big, thick dictionary out of her bag. "But he's a sceardy cat! Like you Maka! He even randomly started swearing in Swedish ((Authors note: Pewdiepie reference.)) when he played Amnesia The dark Descent for the first time!"

"I AM NOT A SCEARDY CAT! And besides I've been watching scary movies since I can remember!" I protest "Oh how long ago was that? A week a-"

MAKA CHOOPPP!

"I did warn you Black*star." She said, "S-s-sorry Kid...." Black*Star apologises weakly, "Thankyou!" Maka says releasing the book out if his head then Black*Star collapsing to the ground.

I eventually got home, and emptied my bag out, sadly, it was full of homework. "Damn it!" But I had to study the test was coming up! A math test.

Great.

I don't know about you but I don't see a point of Math. I'm not going to use it as a Death God. I mean Algebra, fractions, multiplications, when on earth will I ever use it, or even normal people! But I have to, so I sit down in the dining room and start to write down some answers.

Some of these questions are like:

Q: If there is 6 meter squares of roofing on the house how many elephants fit on the tree?

A: Potato because aliens look like Patti on crack.

Well that's how I see math questions anyway.

"LIZZZZ! I know we are in an argument and stuff but can you help me?" Patti asks on the other side of the table.

"Grrr....I'm still mad at you..." Liz replies, "Oh don't be so mean to your sister! Here,' I sit down next to her passing my pencil to her, "Now, what question are you stuck on?" I ask polietly, "This one, I don't get it at all!"

"Um, Patti...."

"Yes Kid?"

"Thats asking you to wrtie your name and date..."

"OOHHHH!!!!" And Patti started wrtiting down her name, "You do know how to spell it...right?" I asked. "Of course! It's P....A.....H.....T....3....@..../......pineapple?"

"*sigh* Patti, if you want I can hire a tutor for you..."

"Yeah....maybe...."

"Ok, well as for now I will help you." I smiled.

*2 HOURS LATER*

"Patti....56x9...its easy! whats 6x9?"

"54."

"Ok so carry the five and put it above the other five."

So Patti put a tiny 5 on top of the other five. "Now whats 9x5?"

"45?"

"Plus 5?"

"50!!!"

"So that is-"

"504?"

"Yes perfect! Well done Patti! Now we have to add that in with the fraction, what's the fraction too 67% of 100?"

"...67?"

"Yes! Now times 67 by 504...."

"907?"

OH god. This is going to take a looooonnnngggg time.