No matter what he does, John is always in the wrong place at the wrong time. It's how he met Lafayette, Burr and Hercules after all. But it's also how he wound up in a jail cell for a night with a complete stranger who had been in the wrong place at...
Hamiltrash: I had a dirty joke contest with John... He won...
Laurturtle: Oh. Thanks! 😘
eLIESa: That's not all is it?
Hamiltrash: NOPE! He won because he used a song lyric from Miranda, the musical about a founding father, from a song called Dear All my Fangirls. It was Someday someday, YOULL BLOW US ALL away... And I died.
Laurturtle: YOU COULDNT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF COULD YOU?
Andpeggy: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YASSSS! How about "I'm glad you came"
Hamiltrash: YAS OMG YAS
eLIESa: OMG WAIT WHAT ABOUT THIS! In this weird fanfiction about the musical, there was this joke. It was like: "There's a million things I haven't done" then "one of those things? Anthony Ramos"
Laughayeet: I GET IT THATS COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE FOLKS!
Laurturtle: The hell is wrong with you guys?
Hercufleas: I read somewhere that this girl said her room was a nursery and then her friend asked who she was nursing without realizing what he said... The girl was like 15-16....
SisterNumberOne: Lol how'd she respond?
Hercufleas: Yours
Andpeggy: YASS ME
Hamiltrash: THE LORD HAS SPOKEN THROUGH THAT ONE SENTENCE
Laughayeet: Lol John. Any jokes for us?
Laurturtle: No. I'm not dirty minded like y'all.
Andpeggy: RIIIIIIIIIGHT! TOOOOOTALLY!!
eLIESa: You're joking right?
Hercufleas: That's a funny joke Laurens!
Hamiltrash: Lol I was talking to Aaron and he said Padnas instead of pandas.
aDOTburrn: NOOOT EVEN SLIGHTLY TRUE OTHER WAY AROUND HAMILTON!
OfficerWashingFriend: You guys are really weird... AND THE BEST DIRTY JOKE? The one about the pigs rolling in mud.
aDOTburrn: Lol no... It's I wanna be in the room where IT happens...
All of these jokes happened in a Skype chat between my friends and I. Our inside joke?
HAMILCULT YOURE RESPONSE?
Everyone flips everyone else off.
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