Izak Szumski

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To the left we have Izak during work hours, looking sort of unapproachable and standoffish.

To the right we have what poor little Izak looks like at home. He doesn't leave the house without his contacts, but in this little scenario, they were all dried out from sleeping in them and he NEEDED to buy cabbage for his gołąbki dinner the next day.

Unfortunately, one of his co-workers was there as well.

As you can see, he looks like a completely different person outside of work... And kind of dorky. But I love him ❤️ he's my new favorite little dork.

Also, I figured out what his accent sounds like.

Picture a French man trying to imitate a Slavic accent (which Slavic dialect it is hard to tell to a native English speaker) while speaking English.

... Yeah, he can be a bit difficult to understand.

Also, his voice isn't that deep. It's just kinda average. And he also slurs the three languages together when angry. For example, his sister is visiting, and he overhears someone say something inappropriate about her.

"Oh, you are a malade pieprzony draniu. Comment messieurs-like of you to komentować un piętnastoletni użytkownika cul. Really fucking smooth. Yeah, I'm speaking to you, tyłek wytrzeć. Przychodzą i mówią coś innego, je te défie."

*cue little sister dragging him away before the police get called*

Any one who wants to translate that can be my guest.

Anywho... Yep. Izak.

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