TMNT: Question and Dares

ThreeWeirdosInAPool #Who Cares

Zia: *reading something on Wattpad*

Abbie: *steals computer* Unexpected Twist. It's a Soul Eater fanfic? Looks sappy.

Zia: *snatches computer back* Buzz off. I can read what I want to. Besides, Maka in this is basically a black cat who crossed paths with another black cat, broke a mirror, and walked under a ladder.

Jay: Meaning?

Zia: Her mother died, her father left, her guardian is an abusive alchoholic, a bitch is plotting to destroy her, her best friend's brother is planning something diabolical, and she cut at one point in her life. All in about a month. Basically, she has the worst luck.

Jay: I can see that. Wow.

Zia: Yeah. I'm just wondering what is going to happen to her next.

(computer beeps)

Zia: *reads aloud*:

ThreeWeirdosInAPool

skylar needs to stand in her head for an entire chapter followed by eating a gallon of ice cream as quickly as possible. If she passes out victoria must take her place (only during the headstand portion of the dare) The ice cream is unassisted. The flavor may be chosen by April. Zia will time the speed of the ice cream eating. Oh and No hittin for ten chapters or i will return the cake I bought. If we make it that long you all get CAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!

Abbie, Raph, and Zia: Aww.

Zia: How am I gonna survive if I can't hit Raph at least once?

Skyler: *stands on head* I've started.

Zia: Ask us questions and dare us. And hurry before all the blood runs to her head. Later!