The food fic

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Once upon a time, there was a potato that started a dance show starring Dan and Phil. On the end of the show,

the Potato confessed his love to Brendon Urie. But Brendon had a secret. He was aslo a potato and had a kinky

fetish for irish people's hair and Harry Styles. He also had two pets, Tyler the Apple and Josh the Carrot.

The world was in fear of the Salads, unfortunatly the Salads were irish people's property, and the salads had a

kinky fetish for Brendon Urie. Brendon Urie didn't like to visit his pets, althought what people didn't expect was his

pets were the CIA. The Potato thEn became a CIA memeber and saved many people's pineapples. Then the Pineapples

defeated the Pears who stole the irish people's hair, so Brendon Urie became angry and hired the CIA to turn the Pear's into a

salad. But Tyler and Josh planted tomatos in the Salads garden which led to a food fight. Brendon Urie suddenly had a

inlightment because he killed the Potato. The Salads were victorious in the food fight. Then Brendon Urie wrote a song

but he also translated it to spanish.

And this is the origin story of Victorious.

THE END

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