Rabbits

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Rabbits apparently reproduce like crazy. You could get a few bunnies and slowly, little baby rabbits will infest your house, and you will drown in fluffle! That's how I want to go out

Or, alternativly, you could marry someone and the two of you could reproduce like bunnies. Who knows

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