I just started reading it a few days ago, and am almost finished with the titans curse. It is - just wow.
Lightning Theif: Oh pretty kewl WAIT NO ITS A TRAP YOU IDIOT well you did it oh hey sup Luke WAIT NO NO NO F*** YOU LITTLE GAHHHHHH
Sea Of Monsters: Noooooooooo.... yyyyy come back Chiron......, oh kewl another quest wait NO NO NO IDIOTS ITS A FRIKIN TRAP OH MY GOD oh kool you're there NO TYSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOO duh Grover is a boy and wait wat YAAAAAAY TYSONS BACK NO NO NO Clarissa YOU LITTLE IDIOT yay they got the fleece and healed WAIT WHAT THE HELL SHE CAME OUT SHE F***ING CAME OUT
Titans Curse (so far): Oh kewl more half bloods PERCY IS YOU IDIOT WAIT NO NO ANNABETH COME BACK NOOOOOOOO manticore you little (This user has posted some offensive content we are reviewing for the readers sake - Wattpad Support) hunters are a--holes and WAIT NO PERCY FOLLOW THEM oh you so yayyy but wait no what gah Luke no uh damn wut
Summary: Percy is the worlds #1 idiot yet somehow wins
