I don't own naruto.
Never will.
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My pov:
My hands were still bound behind my back as '''captain scare face''' as I preferably called, escorted me or should I say pushed and drag me...
Meh. To the hokage. "Are we there yet?" I whined. 'I've always wanted to do this, it's just one of those things, ya know?'... 'WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!??? that's the, what the hell moment of the century... no one can hear me thinking... right?!' I thought frantically.
"WE'RE HERE NOW MAGGOT!!!" Ibiki's temper snapped, derailing my self conscious thoughts.
"Oh, okay." I replied blinking surprised.
He started to ignore me. We entered the Office of the third hokage. "Ah, I see your here with the Tresspasser, Ibiki." Lord third said.
"I am the Kage of this shinobi village, the hokage." Sarutobi said. "Right Yellow... so they let random fourty year olds run villages... strange system. Then there's the fact you tie up little girls you don't even know and pretty much try to interrogate them... strange customs." I commented shaking my head.
"RESPECT THE HOKAGE!" Ibiki scolded.
I nodded like an idiot. "Kay, just hand me a pencil and a notepad." I commented my voice hiding a hint of sarcasm.
Ibiki growled.
"Right, calm down. Both of you." Lord third commanded.
Ibiki sighed and did as told, I, on the other hand, tilted my head. Proceeding to struggle against my restaurants before giving up and sighing.
I opted to then sit on the floor.
"Right, now can someone please tell me why in the name of kittens, I'm here?" Before adding, "Lord hokage??..?" With a nervous laugh.
The hokage rose an aged eyebrow. "First, I'm not in my fourty's, second, if you don't know, how do you expect us to?" The hokage asked.
I hummed. "Seems logical... ya know, this feels awfully formula from somewhere... Meh. Probably not." I shrugged it off.
"Right..." Lord third sweat dropped, taking a long drag from his pipe before exhaling. "Given the fact that you didn't seem to know that we were shinobi, or even about the process of our interrogation methods, I'll now ask you a series of questions." Lord third smiled.
I nodded.
"Birth date?" Hokage.
"28th of the 4th." Me.
"Family?" Hokage.
"Present location unknown..." Me, 'it's true, they don't exist in this dimension, so... I also don't know which dimension I-myself come from anyway...' "but alive."
"Hmmm." The hokage nodded. "Age?" Hokage.
'Given that I look about eight... I guess that's cool, I didn't like being older much anyway.' "Eight sir!" I cheered proud of my new found age group.
Lord third chuckled. "Place of birth?" Hokage.
"Hmm... I'm not certain..." I thought really hard. 'I know it's somewhere in Victoria... oh well...' "but according to my parents the place was as bad as poo."
"Name?" Hokage.
"Shouldn't you have asked that first? And it's Iochi Sorra Umei." Me.
"*chuckles* just testing, now here's the fun question's. Favourite animal?" Hokage.
"Any and all felines." Me- =3.
He chuckled again.
"Favourite colour?" Hokage.
