jacob sartorius fanfic (not serious)

pricob gets marryed!!!1!?11!

    so the big day is here and me and jacob will be getting marryed. we are both so excited to become one people in marriage.
    "okay, let's go jacob," i said.
    "get in my car, i will drive us there," he said.
    despite only being 9, jacob can drive. hot people are allowed to do better and more things than ugly people lol. he also flirted with the cops and seduced them into letting him drive.
    after hours of driving the couple finally arrived at uncle kalinka's house. the pair was so freaking excited to be married so it would be ok with god to hug. his mommy always says "no hugging until marriage." otherwise it's illegal and a sin.
    "we're here!!!!" jakey said. my hubby looks so  hawt in his sweatshirt.
    "uncle kalinka, this is jacob. jacob, this is uncle kalinka," i introduced them.
    "hi."
    "hi."
    after that heart filled introduction was completed, we went to get some taco bell. we are starving so much. we then went to meet the band, ratachitat.
    we noticed immediately the lead singer was a hot female with matted hair and an ugly face.
    "hi, i'm rat," the rat said, "i look like a rat, so people just call me rat. and this is my bæ, pistachio."
    "hi, i'm pistachio," the pistachio said.
"can you sing us a little ditty before the wedding starts?" jacob said.
    "sure. we'll sing sweatshirt."
    "YASSSS!!!!" jacob and pricilla said at the same time.
    they began singing and it was the worst thing they have ever heard. rat sounded suspiciously like a dying mouse. pistachio was nuts! the only saving grace was the fact that the song was sweatshirt by jacob sartoruis, which is the most fabulous song ever.
    a few hours later, the wedding ceremony began.
    "if anyone objects to the wedding of jacob and pricilla, speak now or forever hold ur peace," uncle kalinka said.
    "I OBJECT!" rat said.
    the crowd gasped.
TO BE CONTINUED.....