jacob sartorius fanfic (not serious)

planning the wedding

"so we obviously need an extravagant wedding for such an amazing power couple," i said.
"true. maybe we could host it at my uncle kalinka's house. he sure loves to watch young people doing romantic things with each other. he'll love to host the wedding!!" he said.
    after hours of planning, we finally plan to have the wedding on april 4. the attire is to wear sweatshirts, no makeup, with some sweatpants on. also, a hair tie is preferred, to allow maximum chillin'.
    the food will be taco bell, the finest of gourmet entrees. this will be served at jacob's uncle kalinka's apartment's basement.
    jacob and pricilla called band after band, but none of them were available to play at the wedding. thankfully, after for what seemed like forever, one band picked up.
    "hi, this is ratachitat. how may we inspire you?" a female voice answered on the phone.
    "we need a band to play at our wedding," i said.
    "well you're in luck. we have no gigs so we have a free schedule!" the voice on the phone said.
    "great come to my uncle kalinka's house later today for the wedding."
    "k."
    now that the whole night was planned, there was only one thing left to do. make a ship name.
    "it should be jacilla," i said.
    "no it should be pricob. i will divorce u if it's not."
    "k lol," i said.