jacob sartorius fanfic (not serious)

starstruck

    there i was. walking along the road to the supermarket. i was listening to my current favorite song, sweatshirt, by jacob sartorious, my major celebrity crush. he's so hot and has nice muscles. i always screenshot his instagrams and snapchats because i am making a hot collage of him. 
    anyways, i was walking to the supermarket and i sAW JACOB HIMSELF!!! i was so excited to see the hottest person i have seen in real life! i walked up to introduce myself.
    "hi, i'm pricilla," i said.
    "hi, i'm jacob," he said.
    "i'm a huge fan of your work."
    "thank you, i am a fan of my work to."
    "and you're so modest to."
    "thanks i like to think so too lol."
    during this romantic encounter, i was so nervous but i knew there wasn't another chance to talk to him ever again. so i asked him an extremely important question.
    "will u go out with me?" i said.
    "no lmao," he said.
    "are you seriously rejecting me?" i said.
    unfortunately, being with him for the rest of my life will be harder than that. so i asked him to come back to my house with me.
    "sure," he said, in response to my question.