Adopted By Zalfie

Wow its realy them!

I spent the whole night tossing and turning in my bed like a pancake, it might not even be Zoe and Alfie bit I always get nervous thinking someone might adopt me. I hope it is them. I didn't sleep till 10:00!! So I had such big bags under my eyes. I realised that it was nearly 9:00 I woke up so late !! I quickly put on my "Brighton my deyes" t shirt and sprayed some of the zoella body mist, so I could smell like a stripper. I then watched Zoe's everyday makeup look so I could do my makeup exactly like hers, and we looked alike! Maybe she'll want a child that will look like her I thought excitedly.

It was then that the ugly hamster came in, wearing a flowery dress which showed her flat chest perfectly, she looks so ugly I thought to myself, I smelled her and she wasn't even wearing Zoellas products, I could recognise them from space, god they will never adopt her if it is them.

"You look like the queen" I commented, snickering inside because the queen is old and shrivelled

"Omg thanks, I do try my hardest." She replied flattered

Master Ogunyemi  then called us down so we could eat before the visitors came. I went down, pushing Livvy over as we raced to get the chocolate cereal. I took the biggest bowl I could so she couldn't get any. I waffled it down and then sat on the chair by the door, I began to read Girl online fanfiction that I had written, so they thought I looked educated.

I heard a knock on the door and quickly erected to open it. And there before me were two men, obviously a couple, looking to adopt a lucky child. I nearly cried, I couldn't believe it wasn't them. Just my luck  )-:

Master Ogunyemi always puts on a show for visitors, she began to act nice it was probably alien activity tbh.

"Ahh Christian and Jordan so lovely to see you come come come, chat to the girls" she said "I just need to wait for the other couple."

I nearly fainted when she said that, ZALFIE COULD BE COMING, I STILL HAD HOPE!! ASDFGH

I chatted to the men, we laughed a lot, especially when they said master Ogunyemi looked like Jar Jar Binks, it looked like they might want me but they decided on Mickala, an annoying 3 year old who I was glad to see go.

There was then a knock on the door again. I opened it and stood in front of me was Zalfie. I tried to contain my joy, they wouldn't want some creepy fan.

"I like your shirt" Alfie said "are you a fan?"

I began to cry, blubbering everytime I spoke, trying to tell them that thanks to them I could sleep at nights without suicidal thoughts popping into my mind.

When I calmed down I chatted to them, they really liked me, I could just tell! It would've been perfect if livvy hadn't kept getting in my fresking way ughhhh.

When it was finally time to make their choice they stood up a the front.

"We have decided to adopt..... Livvy Rodentarm".....

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Omg what a crazy cliff hanger. I love writing these sm

Xoxo Frey