everyone's always saying "don't text & drive" but honestly, DO NOT FANGIRL & DRIVE EITHER.
me, driving: ahahha i will never text & drive. i don't have friends anyway !!
halsey: *posts a picture on ig*
me, driving: liking halsey's pic isn't the same thing as texting so ill be fine!! *ends up in a car crash anyway*
or ya know you could've died because halsey is so hot but whatever.
