Boi // Jacob Sartorius

da next day

Today I went to school and a fancy as dishes car drove by. Woooaaaaahhhh! And then a man in a black suit as black as sunglasses. Woaaahhhhh! And then jacob my babe sexy tiger and lion who is my babe in America, Britain, India, and even jupiter but not really, that is just a metaphor I made for jacob. I made it for him so that he knowed I am smartest of all. Then my brother kärt€r came out of mine car and started talking to MY BABE! I WILL KILL HIM! I WILL MURDER HIM! I WILL THROW A REFRIGERATOR AT HIM! AUUGGGHHHHH

I went to school thinking about how my brother and jacob is friends now. I am so mad! He is so bad! That rhymes! AUUGGGHHHHH! And then I had a jenious idea because I am a jenious I will not tell you the idea though. Never mind. I will tell you. I will tell my brother to hook me up with jacob like a fish. YES! I am great!

We got to home and then I asked my brother if he could hook me up with jacob like a fish. He said he'll think about it. I went to my room and bit all of my six and a half fingernails. Brother bear came to my room and said no. I said whaaaattttt!? And he said no! I was like what? And then I cried forever and like ever forever to Jupiter and Saturn and even India and back I loved jacob and my brother would not hook me up like a fish with him. I cried the night away.