1: Caroline Flack
This mothafucking girl has been my first mothafucking famous girlfriend. She is really old, and venerable but she is pretty -she isn't bad for a 3738737283383638286393762442682920 year old. She wasn't even that famous, but neither was I back then.
2: Taylor Swift
This mothafucking girl was absolutely beautiful, smart and hilarious. But of course, we had to date for fame. And sadly, we had to end with an annoying break up and she would have to act as if she had this grudge against me. BUT, when we spoke, it was lovely. She was really sweet.
3: Lea Harris
I am still dating this nigga bitch. She is fucking flawless. We have morning sex, noon sex, afternoon sex, evening sex, during breakfast sex, during lunch sex, during dinner sex, midnight sex, night sex, you look pretty sex, date sex, after date sex, you said something nice to me sex, you said your welcome sex and you just look sexy sex.
