This is sort of a rant, but all fan fictions abundance in promiscuity.
Like, nigga. I ain't no manwhore.
Believe it, or don't. But I only ever had sex twice, and I farted when I was ripping off her bra; it was that low.
And I also tripped on the journey to the bed, oops.
So, can you not make it seem as if I am like the king of sex because damn nigga. I really ain't.
