Ships & Nippiness

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I just wanted to clarify that there is only one true ship, and that is Larry Stylinson.

Some dense motherfuckas ship me with:

1: Jade Thirlwall - sexy, but no.

2: Emma Watson - hell yes, but no.

3: Miranda Cosgrove - are you serious?

4: Shay Mitchell - yes, but no.

5: Louis Tomlinson - yes, but yes, but yes.

You see, we have a really crap management.

And I hate them more than Elounor shippers.

However, it is pretty nippy in Sydney today.

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