I was one of the many stupid people waiting to see Donald trump stand up and give a stupid speech. I couldn't believe it was the fat orange blob who said he could make america great again. Even though it was against the rules to bring any poster that wasn't a trump poster, I snuck in a special poster with Will Smith's face on it saying, "WILL you come to my house tonight?" Trump saw it and winked at me, I blushed heavily and starting doing the whip and nae nae. I cheered for trump after ever sentence he spoke. I ran to the stage and hugged him, but security took me away. I was banned from trump campaigns for the rest of my life, so I stayed outside the gates and waited for that sexy orange blob to come to me. He finally finished, and came skipping my way. We started to make out, his tongue was half chewed off and tasted like dog shit but I enjoyed it. His breath smelled like cat piss and 12 other whores, but also sweet candy.
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FanfictionThis is by the people called rylie and possibly Julia. It is for mature audiences and you need an imagination to read it. BYE.
