PREGNANT

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Trumps cheese squares tasted great, but I was a little scared to try his hot dog. I grabbed some mustard and ate away. It was delicious!! Afterwards we played with cats. We rolled in their fur and threw them out windows. Suddenly, I felt a throbbing pain in my stomache. I opened Trump's mouth and puked inside it. He swallowed it like a refreshing milkshake on a warm day. I ran to the bathroom and took a pregnancy test. "I'M PREGNANT BABY SUGAR TIT TRUMPY POO!!!!!"

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